Our story

Sometime around 771 B.C., Hung and his wife gave birth to a little baby rooster. They were inspired to name him “Randy” after they caught him trying to mount a rubber chicken.

Twenty five hundred years later, Randy migrated to America, hiding on a ship filled with Chinese workers who were recruited to build railroads. After landing in San Francisco, Randy soon found himself dodging the advances of Indians, gold miners and all kinds of other predators. Completely freaked out by the rabid meat eaters he encountered in the U.S., Randy founded the vegetarian movement, encouraging humans and coyotes alike to discover the joy of eating beets. 

Living up to his name, Randy displayed super horny behavior whenever he crossed the path of the female sex….of all species. Thanks to his sexual talents and his outgoing personality, Randy was able to secure the services of a Hollywood agent, who got him a number of minor roles in some of Cecil B. type movies. When he wasn’t auditioning, Randy built up his reputation as a skirt chaser, wooing some of the prettiest starlets in Los Angeles. He frequented the hippest night clubs, where people would watch in awe as he did his signature move, “The Rooster Mount.”

Unfortunately, just as his fame was growing, Randy fell prey to the Hollywood lifestyle. He partied into all hours of the night and soon his film and music careers were derailed by a series of run-ins with the law, including a video of Randy and a blowup doll. But, as we all know, America loves a comeback story and after a successful rehabilitation, Randy is now launching an apparel brand, named after non-other then, “Randy Rooster” he intends on capturing the hearts of people all over the world! Although he has cut back on his partying ways, Randy is as horny as ever, a sexual outlaw cult hero to those who want to be with Randy and those who want to be like Randy.